it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL
nothing says hope quite like flowers growing through the cracks in concrete
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
anxiety is not cured by forcing a person into the situation that makes them anxious
Fight for me like I’m the last piece of pizza