I’m not a brain surgeon, I’m not saving anyone from any life-threatening illnesses. But I get to tell stories, and that’s a pretty important task.”


never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping


it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

"We all love someone way too fucking much."

- (via timmy)


let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot


unbelievers - vampire weekend

i know i love you

and you love the sea

but what holy water contains

a little drop, little drop for me?
  • People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
  • People who wear glasses: No.